how michael met his next victim

look at the fear in their eyes

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steroids are like magic

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fucknobadtattoos:

another patented good life choice™

swinger?

Jimmy Kimmel bought Jeff Ross a John Currin painting of Bea Arthur topless from a Christies auction for $1.9M.

“Biggest surprise of my life. Thank you @jimmykimmel - the most generous guy in the world! #BeaArthur ❤ ” - Jeff Ross

(Source: gifbomb)

the-fog-bender:

comeupkid415:

Mission water balloons

I WAS PEEING IN CONDOMS BEFORE IT WAS COOL

my friend lar lived with a taco bell over his back fence. for whatever reason as a kid i thought itd be cool to piss in a condom and throw it over there like a water balloon ( i know i was a shithead ). my friends brother who was like 2 years younger than us thought it was a really good idea too so we both pissed in condoms.

i threw mine over and was kind of disappointed with how far it went cause the piss all rushed to one side during my wind up and it flew over kinda lop sided. seeing that my friends little brother thought he would spin it over his head to gain some momentum for the toss. he got it going pretty  fast and all the cyntrithical must have been too much cause it exploded over his head and covered him with piss. probably preemptive karma.

(Source: gifbomb)

#FREEBYNES

true love

(Source: szarvas)

“To Ryan -

This is what it looks like to be chased by a murderer!!!

All my Best!

Pete Mitchell 83”

(Source: deadspin.com)

skrilla for killas

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hydroxyurea:

analparade:

Plantzzzzzzzzzzzz

my make-a-wish would be to go visit analparade’s garden.

youd be so bummed to find out thats where our dog poos too

terrysdiary:

James Franco at my studio #5

(Source: aromanticboy, via jerkcules)