Mission water balloons
I WAS PEEING IN CONDOMS BEFORE IT WAS COOL
my friend lar lived with a taco bell over his back fence. for whatever reason as a kid i thought itd be cool to piss in a condom and throw it over there like a water balloon ( i know i was a shithead ). my friends brother who was like 2 years younger than us thought it was a really good idea too so we both pissed in condoms.
i threw mine over and was kind of disappointed with how far it went cause the piss all rushed to one side during my wind up and it flew over kinda lop sided. seeing that my friends little brother thought he would spin it over his head to gain some momentum for the toss. he got it going pretty fast and all the cyntrithical must have been too much cause it exploded over his head and covered him with piss. probably preemptive karma.