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onlylolgifs:

There are two kinds of preachers…

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cupcakes-and-lithium:

We were given these in a restaurant tonight… instead of real lemons for our drinks. I have never seen this before. I don’t think actual lemon juice is one of the ingredients.
I told my husband I’m going to put them in my purse to squeeze in the eyes of my enemies, you know… whenever the need may arise.

crazy to think it must be cheaper to buy packets of lemon juice than to cut up a lemon into wedges.

cupcakes-and-lithium:

We were given these in a restaurant tonight… instead of real lemons for our drinks. I have never seen this before. I don’t think actual lemon juice is one of the ingredients.

I told my husband I’m going to put them in my purse to squeeze in the eyes of my enemies, you know… whenever the need may arise.

crazy to think it must be cheaper to buy packets of lemon juice than to cut up a lemon into wedges.

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Dr. Serena Blair, D.D.S., D.P.M

Dr. Serena Blair, D.D.S., D.P.M

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more than 2 humps on that camel

more than 2 humps on that camel

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for only being planted 3 weeks ago it is really coming in well

for only being planted 3 weeks ago it is really coming in well

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woop woop

woop woop

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televandalist:

Tightrope walking gibbon

he dont even need to do that tho

televandalist:

Tightrope walking gibbon

he dont even need to do that tho

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i like how uneasy toucan sam looks.. like its his first time.

i like how uneasy toucan sam looks.. like its his first time.

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